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Thursday, December 30, 2004
A funny RAP in Shanghainese

I received a quite rebellious mp3 made by a China Eastern Airline MU Stewardess. It is in Shanghai Dialect about how they are bored sometimes by the passengers.
Very interesting, you will find it, with comments at Sinosplice
Following are the Lyrics in Shanghainese, hope you enjoy it :-)

《旅客不是上帝》

哎，真是塞古,我真难古,让我唱歌,当我八古.yeah
为撒现在个额社会就有噶西度刚度,
以为自家有眼钞票就可以号称老大.
朋友晓得伐？钞票不是万能
伐要来该飞机镐头帮我神之无之
把弄两只头塌,娘弄晓得我额厉害
册那，弄想那能？动伐动就要投诉
弄当自家撒么事？一只白痴YEAH,晓得伐,一只白痴

进早就娘我来帮弄告告路字
么撒事体弄就闭老眼睛打打呼噜
伐要一天到为呼唤铃瞎请八请
弄则刚度那能就伐国着撒度
假使弄再要帮我老3老4
我就请弄坐了马桶高头切杯咖啡OK？
NO PROBLEM~YEAH~当心我闹弄从飞机高头多册器~~~

来该飞机高头我就是老大
请弄竖起耳朵来听我唱歌
歌德是我额底盘就我最大(big big yeah yeah)
假使弄伐服气就请弄古来对我释放
我就是噶嚣张又那能？
弄有本事就伐要坐我额飞机
坐了我额飞机就要好好听啊拉闲话
伐要来该我额底盘帮我老噶
伐要以为读2本书就可以帮我上一堂课
朋友听古伐？读10年书伐如走万里路
伐要唧唧呱呱特我瞎3无4
请弄管好弄则嘴巴SHIT伐要瞎刚8刚

进早我来飞机高头碰到一则刚度
嘴巴好象几年么刷牙齿象一则马桶
买了一脏飞机票就当自家是老大
以为自家是上帝就可以无法无天
朋友请弄记牢弄来该撒拧额底盘
伐要瞎七搭八烂污乱册象山瑞GOGO yeah~

坐了我飞机镐头弄就帮我老实点
拨好弄个安全带还要关特弄额手机
伐要以为自家撒么事样样精通
上帝他也会犯错何况弄是则刚度~
看到弄个副无知马相我就国着土
土土土我册那真额想吐
弄则刚度还是早点卡卡早点起捆
快点快点快点高我起捆~~~~~~get out shit

伐要以为穿了条大卡额LV就嗲
我伐揭穿弄已经算是把弄面子
请弄关特弄额嘴巴伐要瞎叫八叫
假使弄有从光就帮啊拉卡卡厕所
我就当弄是为人民服务(good boy)
把弄颁则奖状让弄当当服务明星
朋友弄刚我对弄上路伐对弄好伐?
好伐好伐我对弄好伐BABY好伐?

进早就让弄晓得歌德撒拧是老大,
下躺坐到我额飞机弄就帮我色乡眼
假使弄切伐饱弄就自家带好干粮
伐要来该飞机高头帮我狠3狠4
坐了啊登高头弄就帮我好好叫
否则我就娘弄真额去见上帝~啊门~

女士们,先生们,飞机马上就要降落,请你再次确认一下你的安全带已经几好,手机机放置关闭位，感谢拧乘坐中国东方航空班机,住你身体健康,下次旅行再见。谢谢。

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004
A mad night in Luna

It has been long time I am not having evening life. I mean don't get out to bar with friends.
Last night I went out with Dolly and Stanley. Even it was the first day Shanghai was snowing hard. Here let me introduce Dolly Lim, She is a Singapore Ren (It is the way how they call themselves), the current Asia Pacific regional manager for BFT. BFT is the competitor of my former company and I did a similar position like her. We met 2 to 3 times in exhibitions and field Associations. She is a very fine lady and I helped her with some information due to she is not familiar with the Chinese Market. And I assume she had a good impression on me as I had on her.
My sudden leave in Nice didn't allow me to say anything to the acquaintances I had in that job. And I hesitated to contact them as I don’t know how to explain the situation. On the other hand, it will be a pity to loose a good link I have already set up even I might not work in this specific field. So I decided to use Christmas as a good chance to send my greeting to all those people, and Dolly answered me with pleasure. So we made an appointment and I went to her home for a dinner. She was very kind, even invited one of her friend called Stanly, and she wanted we can meet and maybe Stanly might need somebody to help him for the marketing due to I am jobless at this moment.
We had a very good typical Singapore noodles at her home. When I asked her the recipes the answer was no. As there is nowhere to buy in Shanghai and she brought them from Singapore.
Later Stanley suggested we go to Xintiandi for a couple of drink. We arrived Luna and then we did have a lot of fun. Dolly and I had four glasses of red wine for each. And we had a good dance there. Long time not being so crazy.

I do thank Dolly and will keep contact with her. *_*